Two Birds With One Stone Dept.

New RAPH proposal exciting to many who've seen it
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Moat will fill itself when the construction gates are removed, with water from the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. Marine predator species will adapt and once Pacific and Gulf predators learn there's a new, ample source of food two problems are solved. 1. Illegal immigration and 2. Sensible rebuilding of New Orleans.

Any other problems you'd like me to solve?

Well, there's this funny noise my car's been making....

Actually, the above submission got us so excited, we're starting to think along the lines of DailyKOS founder, Markus M: we want to start a think tank.

This will be the first idea to run up the flagpole.


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