Originally posted at DBKP: New Disease Alert: Gonorrhea Lectim Treatment Available
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. ("Gonna re-elect 'em") and is a terrible obamination.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
ingestion of the media/administration drug “Ignoritol”TM which leads to rectal/cranial inversion
and irrational behavior such as agreement with "social justice", "spreading the wealth",
"alternative energy", "tax the rich", "violent Tea Parties" and "Fox News Propaganda".
Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now, most people,
after having been infected for the past 1-2 years,
are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured however with a new drug
just coming on the market called VoteemoutTM.
Taking the first doses of voteemoutTM in 2010 and continuing doses through 2012,
along with cessation of the use of “Ignoritol”TM indicates reduced rectal/cranial inversion
and gradually decreases the effects of Gonorrhea Lectim
but can cause severe withdrawal symptoms in those individuals also infected with
long term liberalstatistosis and Bush Derangement Syndrome.
Side effects may include but are not necessarily limited to:
Increased patriotism
Sudden ability to see issues clearly
Irresistable urge to join Tea Party rallies
Auditory discomfort when hearing liberal/statist talking points
or current presidential speeches/statements
Temporary blindness and/or involuntary eye movement away from images of:
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
Susan Estrich
Robert Gibbs
Alan Colmes
Bob Beckel
Members of Congress
Members of the Senate
(may also induce nausea and vomiting but can be avoided by limiting exposure)
QUIT BEING A VICTIM!!
GET VOTEEMOUTtm
AT YOUR LOCAL DRUGGIST
NOW!!!
by RidesAPaleHorse
images: RAPH
