Nicola McLean: Miss Scotland, TV, Leeches and Boobs

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Ultimate TV Reality:
Miss Scotland Vs. Boob Sucking Leeches

[ABOVE: Nicola McLean screeches as discovers a leech on her breast.]

What do you do, if you are Miss Scotland, and while filming a very popular 'reality' TV show have a leech attaches itself to your boob, and oh, the cameras are rolling?

Blood-sucker: Nicola plucks the leech from her chest.

Removing excess clothing--of course.

Final examination.

The answer to the thirsty bloodsucker?

Anything--just get this sucker off me!

by pat
images: ITV/Rex Features

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