Huckabee, Killers, Affairs and Tools: Morning Intell



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Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Monday - November 30, 2009

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Climate Fraud, Bikini Break, Green Sheep: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:
The Mathematics of Global Warming...why they don't work.

SOFTBALLS on CLEMENCY: Video: Huckabee and O’Reilly on the cop-killer clemency

ENQUIRER-TIGER WOODS MISTRESS CAGE MATCH! Tiger Woods Affair: Rachel Uchitel Exposed as Other Woman in Cheating Scandal

BOO! RACIAL BOOGEYMEN: Washington Times Runs Anti-Obama Birther Ad Featuring Racial Undertones
"Progressives" have never met a subject on which they disagree that didn't have "racial undertones" swirling about it. STILL, they only saw "undertones" and not "overt" racism. That's Progress!

ANIMATION of a RECESSION: The Decline: The Geography of a Recession
This has been out there for a month or so, but kept waiting for an embed code to appear....the wait is over, click on the link for an eye-opening minute that looks like the end of the old video game, Missile Command.

Frum Fulminates: Quotes of the day
David Frum: the search for faux Republican wedge issues continues unabated...IT's the RomneyCare, Stupid!

POLITICO on RON PAUL: Ron Paul gains mainstream steam
Politico notices that Paul's audit-the-Fed bill has gained 313 co-sponsors. Still, they have a hard time judging the political climate. Evidence?
"To be sure, Paul’s bill to abolish the personal income tax or to end the United States’ membership in the United Nations still puts him well outside the mainstream."
Should be amended to read "...well outside the Washington mainstream."
Which is a pretty good place to be these days...

SOLID GIBBS GOLD: Robert Gibbs Plays Baghdad Bob

MORE GIBBS! Robert The Tool Gibbs: Diary of a Tool, ClimateGate

HEALTHY: The Wonder Vitamin You’re Not Getting Enough Of

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ClimateGate: Data Dump Convenient for Alarmists

Inside Job? Defense official communicated with WH crashers

Proof the BBC doesn't read the news: Major sea level rise likely as Antarctic ice melts

More Smart Power Results: Hezbollah blames U.S. for all terrorism

Smart Power gets results: UK yacht crew detained by Iranian navy

West Virginia Hillbilly White Trash: Johnny Knoxville’s “The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia”

PROGRESS a PROGRESSIVE WOULD LOVE: Obama FCC Internet Proposals: Free Speech Regulations Stalin or Mao Would Love

COP KILLER: Seattle Police Department on trail of Maurice Clemmons; Update: Family reportedly aiding Clemmons on the run

Thinking about Mark Twain on His Birthday
AmThinker: "They sure don't make American icons like they used to"

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VIDEO of the DAY: Leningrad Cowboys: Pretty Fly for a White Guy



Wonder if any Progressives think the title is racist?



DAILY HAH! Obamacare: Take An Aspirin And Call Me In A Decade




by Mondo Frazier
images: DBKP file




Robert The Tool Gibbs: Diary of a Mad Tool; ClimateGate



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Posted originally at DBKP: Robert The Tool Gibbs: Diary of a Tool, ClimateGate


Robert Gibbs'

Diary of a Tool

November 30, 2009


Dear Diary,

That smarty-mouth Major G. asked me today at the White House press conference about the 6,000 scientists who dispute climate change. I had a snappy answer ready.

"There's no real scientific basis for disputing it (climate change)."

Stuff that in your piehole, Major!

Can I get any cooler? Tomorrow's another day....






MORE: Gibbs on Climategate: The science is settled

by Mondo Frazier

Obama FCC Proposals: Free Speech Regulations Stalin or Mao Would Love



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OBAMA'S FREE SPEECH ASSAULT: COMING SOON TO AN INTERNET NEAR YOU!

The Obama administration has proposed another set of regulations that infringe upon Free Speech. DBKP has written about some of them previously.
* Next FCC Target: Hate Speech in the Media
* Obama, Free Speech: U.S. Votes for UN Restrictions on Free Speech
* Free Speech and the Internet Under Assault from Multiple Sources

Mark Hyman, American Spectator, lists a few of the most odious items in the coming FCC Internet Free Speech Assault. They are almost unbelieveable--almost.

From The Plan to Silence Dissent:

More than 150 bureaucrats at the Federal Communications Commission are in the final stages of planning how to deliver broadband Internet to the estimated 3-6 million people who do not have access. A formal plan will be unveiled in early 2010 but one proposal being discussed is deeply alarming as it threatens First Amendment freedoms.

The FCC is contemplating the notion that some or all of the electromagnetic spectrum occupied by radio and TV broadcasters is the perfect real estate to launch a national wireless broadband service. The price tag is $350 billion. That is as much as nearly $120,000 per person to be connected. Apparently, the FCC has not heard of the "$99 Triple Play."


Nowhere are both the "heavy hand" and "invisible foot" of government more evident than in the many regulations being proposed for the last frontier of Free Speech: The Internet.



This administration has accepted the task of controlling disagreeable political speech with a zeal. Whether it was Regulation Czar, CASS SUNSTEIN's 'timely' publication of the booklet "Rumors"--a screed that pimped for the necessary regulation of disagreeable "rumors" on the Internet--or these latest proposals from the Obama FCC, this White House doesn't seem to miss a trick when it comes to stamping out dissent.

Especially, on that unregulated monster, the Internet.

Barack Obama soulmates, Stalin and Mao, would be proud.







Originally posted at FLASH Headline News: Obama FCC Proposals: Stalin and Mao Would be Proud


by Mondo Frazier
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Green Sheep, Bikini Break and Climate Fraud: Morning Intell



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Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:
Monday - November 30, 2009

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Football, Climate Fraud, White House Party Crashers: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA!
Seattle Cop Killing Maurice Clemmons, man wanted for questioning, has troubling criminal history
The man sought for questioning in the execution of four Lakewood police officers was granted clemency in 2000 by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and released on bail just six days ago on a child rape charge in Washington state.

NFL SCOREBOARD WEEK 12

FORE: Tiger Woods: Affairs, Fights, SUV Crashes and Wife with a Golf Club -UPDATED

POPULIST PALIN: Hate Sarah Palin? She loves that

Records set: 'New Moon' wins another box office weekend

STEYN on PCBS: Major Nidal Hasan had an enabler
This is your brain on political correctness...



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DBKP Morning Intell


JOBS CREATED, SAVED OR MADE UP: Recovery.con?
Includes handy list of states where media has uncovered loads of fake jobs. The list so far: * New Hampshire * Florida and Georgia * Ohio * Wisconsin * New Jersey * Virginia * Texas * Illinois * Colorado * Washington * Massachusetts * Arkansas * Connecticut * Michigan * California (San Diego) * New York

Florida, 'Bama still 1-2 in AP poll

Sigh of relief: UAE to back banks amid Dubai meltdown

BIKINI BREAK: JESSICA HART SWIMSUIT PHOTOS

4 police shot dead in coffee shop

VIDEO-Bombproof Wall Paper: X-Flex Blast Protection System

Best Of What's New 2009: Bombproof Wallpaper Test from PopSci.com on Vimeo.


Useful in Afghanistan?

More smart power: Iran 'planning 10 new uranium enrichment sites'


REALITY DIRT: Slade Smiley: Real Housewives of Orange County’s Mystery Man

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VIDEO of the DAY: Battle of the PBS Stars



Mr. Rogers (Martin Short) battles Julia Child (John Candy) in this boxing ring classic.



DAILY HAH! Tiger Clawed





by Mondo Frazier
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ClimateGate: Silent Scandal



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Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
November 27, 2009

If a scandal isn't reported by the media, does that mean it never happened?

For the millions of Americans who don't watch Fox News or listen to talk radio, the answer is a resounding yes.

Last Friday, November 20, evidence came to light that "appears to show a conspiracy to falsify data and suppress academic debate in order to exaggerate the possible threat of man-made global warming." Translation: The global warming movement rests almost entirely on the IPCC's claim to represent the "consensus" of climate science. That entire movement now stands discredited.

In the face of this absolutely shameful and possibly criminal revelation of chicanery, deceit and manipulation of data, the mainstream media has stuck to their decades long policy of ignoring any evidence or opinion that challenges their firm belief that the world is undergoing a climate crisis. A crisis that can only be rectified if all global citizens drastically change their behavior.

Despite these revelations, the AP's science writer continued reporting on the worsening climate non-crisis, "Since the 1997 international accord to fight global warming, climate change has worsened and accelerated — beyond some of the grimmest of warnings made back then." Scary stuff, if it were true.

CNN chimed in, reporting their own shocking headlines: Sea Level Rise Could Cost Port Cities $28 Trillion. Remember, this 'news' story was published after evidence had come to light that credibly challenged the very facts CNN was reporting. Yawn.

Six days after this scandal came to light, ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC and NBC had yet to make their viewers aware of what is being called "the greatest [scandal] in modern history." A scandal that could derail the whole concept of man-made global warming. And, coincidentally, the $129 billion carbon market that rests on this shaky and manipulated data.

Also ignoring this scandal is our very own president, who announced last Wednesday that he will attend the long-anticipated, high-stakes global climate summit in Copenhagen. Obama's climate czar, Carol Browner, announced on the very same day that global warming science is "settled.' No need to even address those pesky e-mails that purport to show differently.

"I'm sticking with the 2,500 scientists. These people have been studying this issue for a very long time and agree this problem is real," said Ms. Browner. The 2,500 hundred scientists, by the way, are comprised mainly of United Nations bureaucrats who have a vested interest in the massive wealth re-distribution that they suggest as a solution to this non-crisis.

On Thursday, more evidence of climate chicanery came to light - but was again ignored by the media. Gerd Leipold, the outgoing leader of Greenpeace, admitted that his organization's recent claim that the Arctic Ice will disappear by 2030 was "a mistake." Oops.

Also on Thursday, information surfaced that indicates Australia, also, appears to have been tinkering with raw data in order to make "global warming' appear scarier that it really is.

Again, no mention was made in the U.S. media. Oh, CNN did finally acknowledged the issue yesterday by reporting that there was "very little context" in the e-mail evidence. CNN declined to publish any of the damning e-mails and they failed to identify any of those 'leading scientists' whose work has been shown to be a possible fraud.

Those 'leading scientists' then continued with business as usual, issuing another dire proclamation, "Tackling climate change will help prevent millions of deaths among people who are alive now and save the world for future generations."

First posted at DBKP.com: ClimateGate: Silent Scandal

These same scientists then responded to the damning evidence to the contrary in the usual way. By attacking and discrediting the motives of the messenger. "We're facing an effort by special interests who are trying to confuse the public," said Richard Somerville, Distinguished Professor Emeritus at Scripps Institution of Oceanography and a lead author of the UN IPCC Fourth Assessment Report.

As of this writing, Fox News is the only national outlet reporting on this scandal. Website WattsUpWithThat and Canada Free Press appear to be the only media investigating the hacked e-mails that seem to show a decades long conspiracy to fudge climate data and squelch any and all opposing data and scientists.

The 'garbage-in, garbage-out' climate models the IPCC use as proof of global warming now appear to be false. Global 'leaders' conveniently ignore the burgeoning scandal and continue to insist that unless a massive re-distribution of global wealth is immediately enacted, global warming will threaten every man woman and child on earth.

Americans can disagree on the extent of climate change and even question man's role in it. The issue at hand however, is the fact that the media, whose job is to report facts, has declined to do so. The media, with Fox News as the only exception, have bought into Dan Rather's "fake but accurate" view of the so-called 'global-warming' crisis.

Father Earth, Algore sums it up best: “This is not a political issue, or a scientific issue or a psychological issue – it’s a moral issue. If anything it’s actually a spiritual issue.” There you have it. If you don't agree with the unscientific 'consensus' than you're a really stupid, bad and immoral person. The left has spoken and the media agrees. Case closed.

by Nancy Morgan
image: RightBias.com

Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for RightBias.com
She lives in South Carolina
Author Bio

Originally posted at Right Bias.com

WashPo Michael Gerson: Boo Hoo, Big Media is Dying



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MSM BOO HOO of the DAY: Journalism's slow, sad death



M. Gerson of the Washington Post sheds a tear for the impending death of dinosaur media. He points to the Internet as the cause of death, but that's just a symptom. The death of trust in the Mouthpiece Media had to occur first--and Big Media worked hard and long to kill it.

Gerson's employer exhibited its "commitment" to "journalism" by substituting cheer-leading for reporting during the 2008 campaign. One reason Gerson might be so glum is the awful reality that the press owns Barack Obama, just as surely as Obama now owns the recession. There's no separating the two.

Big Media doesn't understand the Internet very well and that has contributed to its death spiral. Instead of accepting the millions of hits sent their way on their stories (and the ads that accompany them), the AP is suing the hand that could feed them. Not sure what the word for it is in the hallowed halls of "journalism", but from a New Media viewpoint, I'd call it "dumbass-ian".

Gerson's main complaint is that not enough readers agree with the Mainstream Media's viewpoint:
Cable and the Internet now allow Americans, if they choose, to get their information entirely from sources that agree with them -- sources that reinforce and exaggerate their political predispositions.


Guess there's just not enough big city, elite, leftist, Big Government-loving Americans out there to support the NY Times editorial board in the style to which they've become accustomed.

Gerson whines about blogs linking to news sites, ["And the whole system is based on a kind of intellectual theft."] but he says nothing of the use of the blogosphere by Big Media as a sort of unpaid and unattributed research unit. At least the blogs are linking and attributing. When the Times of London lifted quotes last year from DBKP's interview with David Perel of the National Enquirer, they neither responded to our emails or corrected their thievery.

From the tales of fellow bloggers, it's not a rare happening.

NOT ALL newspapers are dying; big city dailies are certainly on the endangered list, especially LIBERAL big city "newspapers" who filter the news through an snobbishly-elite progressive PoV. This writer still buys both the morning and evening editions of the local paper. But those papers have a conservative viewpoint--like the majority of its readers.

Other readers are not so lucky. Most big city readers are trapped with a newspaper that seems more intent on preaching Progressiveness, than reporting the news. Now that their readers have other choices, those like Gerson cry when they can no longer shove their PCBS down the throats of a captive audience. Better they had done their crying when their papers blacked out news readers deserved to know.

Readers turned to the Internet because where else were they to find news of the John Edwards scandal for 10 months? Not in Gershon's WashPo. Currently, ClimateGate is big and it's being covered--on Russian TV and Fox News and in the papers of the UK.

Gerson puts down the "birthers". Did WashPo deign to do any digging on this issue? No, it didn't. It recycled what other MSM organizations said about it. Talk about second-hand news. That makes the Washington Post less informed--and more expensive--than many of the blogs Gerson whines about.

Who wants to pay for that?

Meanwhile, Americans still are getting their news blacked out by their "journalistic" betters. Gerson weeps that those potential readers will no longer pay for the privilege of being kept in the dark.

We'll say the same thing we said when not one reporter asked a presidential candidate about his mistress and the massive coverup that ensued: "Do your damn job." Because newspapers like Gerson's didn't do that job, readers turned to other sources which did.

Good riddance--both to the elite smugness of the MSM and to its apologists like Michael Gerson.

They won't do their jobs and they cry like babies when they no longer can make a profit from the practice.

by Mondo Frazier
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Football, UFOs, White House Party Crashers: Morning Intell



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Morning Intell: Weekend Edition:

Saturday, November 28 2009

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: CIA Magic Manual, ClimateGate-apalooza, Libs in Toyland: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA!
THE DEBATE HEATS UP AS THE WORLD COOLS DOWN
FROM EMAIL: "Climate 'scientists' scared up fake data for a fake problem that Big Governments used to scam real money from real taxpayers."
--RE Bierce
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EVIL DICK RETURNS? New group tries to convince Cheney to run in 2012

OH JACKIE: MILA KUNIS Pix Slideshow

STILL UNDEFEATED: Alabama 26 Auburn 21

UPSET: West Virginia 19 Pitt 16
ANOTHER DEM STRONGHOLD BROKE: Is New York Headed for Bankruptcy?

NO ALCOHOL INVOLVED: Authorities: Tiger Woods hurt in Fla. car crash

MURDER MOM'S NEW DEFENSE? Casey Anthony Case: Meter Reader in, Mysterious Nanny Out as Defense Prime Suspect in Caylee’s Death?

UK Nationalized Health Care: England’s Hospital of Death

STILL UNDEFEATED: Pike sets school mark with 6 TD passes, unbeaten and No. 5 Cincinnati tops Illinois 49-36


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Morning Intell




MSM BOO HOO of the DAY: Journalism's slow, sad death
M. Gerson of the Washington Post sheds a tear for the impending death of dinosaur media. He points to the Internet as the cause of death, but that's just a symptom. The death of trust in the Mouthpiece Media had to occur first. And Big Media worked hard and long to kill it.

Gerson's employer exhibited its "commitment" to "journalism" by substituting cheer-leading for reporting during the 2008 campaign. One reason Gerson might be so glum is the awful reality that the press owns Barack Obama, just as surely as Obama now owns the recession. There is no separating the two.

Big Media doesn't understand the Internet very well and that has contributed to its death spiral. Instead of accepting the millions of hits sent their way on their stories (and the ads that accompany them), the AP is suing the hand that could feed them. Not sure what the word for it is in the hallowed halls of "journalism", but from a New Media viewpoint, I'd call it "dumbass-ian".

NOT ALL newspapers are dying; big city dailies are certainly on the endangered list, especially LIBERAL big city "newspapers" who filter the news through an snobbishly-elite progressive PoV. This writer still buys both the morning and evening editions of the local paper. But it's one of the few with a conservative viewpoint--like the majority of its readers.

Other readers are not so lucky. Most big city readers are trapped with a newspaper that seems more intent on preaching Progressiveness, than reporting the news. Now that their readers have other choices, those like Gerson cry when they can no longer shove their PCBS down the throats of a captive audience. Better they had done their crying when their employers blacked out news readers deserved to know.

Readers turned to the Internet because where else were they to find news of the John Edwards scandal for 10 months? Not in Gershon's WashPo. ClimateGate is big and it's being covered--on Russian TV and Fox News and in the papers of the UK. Gerson puts down the "birthers". Did WashPo deign to do any digging on this issue? No, it didn't. It recycled what other MSM organizations said about it. Talk about second-hand news. That makes the Washington Post less informed--and more expensive--than many of the blogs Gerson whines about.

Who wants to pay for that?

Meanwhile, Americans still are getting their news blacked out by their "journalistic" betters. Gerson weeps that those potential readers will no longer pay for the privilege of being kept in the dark.

We'll say the same thing we said when not one reporter asked a presidential candidate about his mistress and the massive coverup: "Do your damn job." Because they didn't do that job, readers turn to others who will.

Good riddance--both to the elite smugness of the MSM and to its apologists like Michael Gerson.

HA HA: And Thanks for Belligerent, Brainless Trolls A little blog humor--and a kitten pic--to lighten up the morning...

CONAN O'BRIEN: "President Obama was in South Korea today, discussing what to do about Iran’s nuclear ambitions, and he said he plans to “indicate our seriousness” to Iran. Obama plans to indicate our seriousness by having our next message to Iran read aloud by James Earl Jones."

ADDICTIONS: Georgia concerned by 'link between gambling and drugs'

Treasury, Fed delay Internet gambling ban 6 months

BAD PRESIDENTIAL PICK-UP LINES: You dirty dog! What Claire Sweeney made of U.S. President Bill Clinton's chat up lines

REALITY BITES: White House 'gatecrashers' facing possible charges
MORE: Video: Party crashers’ entrance announced at WH state dinner; Update: Took photo with Obama

When pirates attack pirates: Lawyers target thousands of 'illegal' file-sharers

Smoke Nazis: In tobacco-loving Va., bars to quit cold-turkey

Blah Blah Blah: Diplomats: Iran censured at UN nuclear meeting

Texas 49 A&M 39: Texas A&M defense can't stop McCoy, Texas

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VIDEO of the DAY: SexualHistoryReport.com Commercial





CONAN O'BRIEN: "Fox News announced that they are not interested in hiring outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs. Also not interested in hiring Lou Dobbs, the band Los Lobos."

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by Mondo Frazier
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Libs in Toyland, CIA Magic Manual, ClimateGate-aPalooza: Morning Intell



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Morning Intell: Weekday Edition: Friday - November 27, 2009

GEORGE WILL on BLACK FRIDAY: Scroogenomics

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Michelle O Wrestling Name, Turkeys, Tea Party Natl Convo: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

CLIMATEGATE-APALOOZA!
* Climate 'czar' says hacked e-mails don't change anything
* NZ NIWA Joins Scam: ClimateGate: NZ NIWA Exposed in Global Warming Hoax
* MORE NZ Climate Shenanigans: Uh, oh – raw data in New Zealand tells a different story than the “official” one.
* MSM Reactions: Climategate: how they all squirmed
* AP Science Writer Hides ClimateGate, Shills for Alarmist Frauds: New climate targets may not change daily life much
* Mark Steyn: Global Frauding
* Don Surber: White House ignores climate change
* BIG $$$: Why 'climategate' won't stop greens
* MORE: Climategate: This story won't die

A Website Where you Can Whine About your Life...and where others can rate your whine as "deserved" or "dreary".

APOLOGIA: U.S. Muslims are Americans too
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REACTION: CNN: Dushabi Compares Hasan to John Wayne Gacy

Hilarious Obama Video: Libs in Toyland

Obama and GOP differ over recipe for jobs, economy ...The Cap'n. Obvious leader early on Thanksgiving Day:

Pittsburgh School District Leads Nation In Ability To Spell 'Roethlisberger'

JAY LENO: "There was a story on TV last night about the Louisiana Purchase. Remember how Congress bought Louisiana? Not the whole state, just Sen. Mary Landrieu."



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The Money We Waste On NASA's Space Program Would Be Better Spent On Space Programs For The Poor

UH OH: Dubai request for debt 'standstill' raises fear
AP -
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- Just a year after the global downturn derailed Dubai's explosive growth, the city is now so swamped in debt that it's asking for a six-month reprieve on paying its bills - causing a drop on world markets Thursday and raising questions about Dubai's reputation as a magnet for international investment.


TV: Gretchen Slade “Wedding Photos”, Ryan’s “Jail” Time, Jeana’s New Gig: Real Housewives of Orange County

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BACKYARD BRAWL '09: Game of the Week: Pitt at W. Va.

Tyler Perry Sued Over Praising Jesus

UK NASA UFO Hacker: Computer hacker Gary McKinnon 'is facing a US trial'

GB Packers: Everyone In Huddle Afraid To Tell Aaron Rodgers About Turf Stuck In Teeth

JAY LENO: "President Obama just had his first official state dinner in honor of India’s Prime Minister Singh. Pretty smart of the Obamas — not only do they get to have a state dinner for an ally, all night long they get free tech support."

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VIDEO of the DAY: BEATLES 3000






DAILY HAH! Giving Thanks





by Mondo Frazier
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ClimateGate: NZ NIWA Now Exposed in Global Warming Hoax



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"Winter has come early to New Zealand this year delighting skiers and snowboarders, and lifting the spirits of the tourist industry with the promise of a bumper season ahead.

With unseasonably early, heavy snow falls throughout both islands -earliest in decades for some regions - the country's main ski fields are opening with an already greater number of bookings than last year."

Government Tourism Site, 2009






More Alteration Of Weather Data: New Zealand

It was a curiosity this last July when NASA and the Climate Research Unit, among other proclaimed July 2009 as one of the hottest of the last 2,000 years. In many parts of the world, it was unseasonably cold. In fact over 3,000 'coldest' records were set (Google it).

South America had its second coldest July (Reported inexplicably in USA Today as the warmest July. Guess they missed the snow storms in Buenos Aires), Australia had a number of cold extremes , and cold records were set throughout the Midwest and Southern United States.

But who are you going to believe? Your lying eyes watching the cold rain blow over, or the aforementioned, thoroughly discredited data manipulators, conspirators, and agenda driven cranks? Hmmmm.


Now we have another agency to add to the list of hoaxsters attempting to falsify weather data to prove Anthropogenic Global Warming. That would be New Zealand’s National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research (NIWA).

NIWA has been caught in the most basic form of data manipulation: it simply lies. This was the time honored technique honed by James Hansen at NASA. Hansen has, over the years, removed from the historical weather record various thermometer measures of temperature. For inexplicable reasons, actual measurement of temperature was determined to be less reliable than climate models and estimations using proxies.

So goes NIWA.


As reported in ICECAP (Are we feeling warmer yet?), a study by the New Zealand Climate Science Coalition shows the same pattern.

Below is the NIWA graph of New Zealand temperatures from 1850, more or less, onwards. Note that thermometer readings became more common, rather quickly, through the 19th Century. So early readings (2 stations) could be balanced sometime after 1860 or so with multiple readings from various cities and towns (7 stations). These temperature records exist and are kept by NIWA. So here is New Zealand's historical temperatures, depicted in the NIWA graph.



[ABOVE: "The blue and red bars show annual differences from the 1971 - 2000 average, the solid black line is a smoothed time series, and the dotted [straight] line is the linear trend over 1909 to 2008 (0.92C/100 years)."]

...


"This graph is the centrepiece of NIWA’s temperature claims. It contributes to global temperature statistics and the IPCC reports. It is partly why our government is insisting on introducing an ETS scheme and participating in the climate conference in Copenhagen. But it’s an illusion.

Dr Jim Salinger (who no longer works for NIWA) started this graph in the 1980s when he was at CRU (Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, UK) and it has been updated with the most recent data. It’s published on NIWA’s website and in their climate-related publications."


So those are the averages of those thermometer readings right? You can clearly discern a long term warming trend commencing in 1900. In fact the trend is so severe that many longtime inhabitants of New Zealand should remember prolonged winters, snow storms and similar weather because it was clearly really a lot colder in say,1917 and 1918, than the 1971-2000 norm.


But the New Zealand Science Climate Coalition members could not remember those horrific winters so they decided to take a look at the actual temperatures, also at NIWA, and also graphed using the same norm.



[ABOVE: "Straight away you can see there’s no slope - either up or down. The temperatures are remarkably constant way back to the 1850s. Of course, the temperature still varies from year to year, but the trend stays level - statistically insignificant at 0.06C per century since 1850. Putting these two graphs side by side, you can see huge differences.]

What is going on?

Why does NIWA’s graph show strong warming, but graphing their own raw data looks completely different? Their graph shows warming, but the actual temperature readings show none whatsoever! Have the readings in the official NIWA graph been adjusted?"

Of course! Because that is what climate scientists do.

The shocking truth is that the oldest readings have been cranked way down and later readings artificially lifted to give a false impression of warming, as documented below. There is nothing in the station histories to warrant these adjustments and to date Dr Salinger and NIWA have not revealed why they did this."

Now that is a laugh.


by Pat
Primary source: http://icecap.us/images/uploads/global_warming_nz_pdf.pdf
images:
* http://www.25ontheterrace.com
* http://icecap.us/



Turkeys, Natl Tea Party Convention, Goremons: Morning Intell



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Morning Intell: Weekday Edition:

Thursday - November 26, 2009 THANKSGIVING DAY

CEREMONY INTERRUPTED BY FREEDOM FIGHTERS: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Ceremony Gone Bad

Yesterday's Morning INTELL: Houston Readers Rebel, Climate Hoax, Cat Tricks: Morning Intell

TOP STORIES at: DBKP FLASH Headline News:

MARK YOUR CALENDARS: Palin, Bachmann to headline Tea Party convention

HOAX ENABLERS IN THE MEDIA: Of Course: ClimateGate File Was Leaked to BBC In October... And Of Course They Failed to Report Their Scoop

U.S. Army Interrogator Shot Execution Style at U.S. Iraqi Military Base One Day Before Hasan’s Ft. Hood Rampage

IT'S AN OBAMA XMAS: Oprah to visit White House, interview Obamas for holiday special

OBAMA & THE LOBBYISTS WHO WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PRESENT IN HIS ADMINISTRATION BUT ARE EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY AROUND HIS GOV'T. TAKEOVER OF HEALTH CARE CON: Quotes of the day

UK GOV'T HEALTH CARE: Maternity services 'at critical point', midwives say

OH NO! Cult of Climatology: The Goremans

Google won't exclude distorted Michelle Obama image from its site

Obama to plead US case at global warming summit
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Climategate: CEI to sue NASA Goddard for Climate Change fraud

Sarah Palin Going Rogue Book Tour Recap: Three Stops in Florida with Thousands of Books to Sign

GOBBLE GOBBLE: Turkeys of the year

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by Mondo Frazier
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Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Ceremony Gone Bad



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Freedom Fighters Interrupt White House Turkey Photo Op







The scene: the White House.

The time: immediately before President Obama conducts the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey. A tradition that's 60-years-old.




Suddenly, chaos!

Armed fighters from the Turkeys United For Freedom (TUFF) crash the photo op! Taken by surprise, the Secret Service agents are no match for these motivated, well-armed turkeys. They free their brother from what TUFF has called, "a White House show trial".




Our plucky president is concerned.





President Obama quickly goes in front of the still-rolling TV cameras to address a shaken nation.

"Good afternoon. I'd like to give a shout out to the Indians who helped the Pilgrims almost 300 years ago. Without their help, I don't see how it's possible that I would be here today speaking to you.

I want to tell you all that I'm unhurt. I also want to assure the nation that we will not rest until these perpetrators are brought to justice. I would caution everyone not to jump to any conclusions.

But Karl Rove did this."




The former Bush chief-of-staff was quickly rounded up. But Rove had an airtight alibi: at the time of the "Turkey Incident", he'd been stealing money from poor people and promoting fascism.

And he had witnesses: hundreds of liberal bloggers had already written about it.




Now, the president was really concerned.

President Obama tried to convince his advisors that he need 6-8 months to make another decision on this matter.




Then David Axelrod bravely stepped up.

"I'm afraid that the American public demands that you act now, Mr. President. I've talked with the Mainstream Press and we know who's responsible."



"We think Sarah Palin is guilty.

I'd advise you capture her immediately before anything else happens."





Police across the country searched the most likely places first.

No luck.



The search intensified to other likely locations the suspect might be found.





Within hours, Tea Party protesters had mobilized in Palin's defense.




They found an unlikely ally: PETA joined the battle.




But the moose lobby came out squarely behind the President.

"We've always known that Sarah Palin is a clear and present danger."

TUFF issued a provocative statement.

"Turkeys will not rest unless amends are made for the senseless Thanksgiving slaughter.

We await the President's reply."

In the end, President Obama found the proper solution.

Sarah Palin was exonerated. The tea party protesters went home.

PETA was pleased. TUFF was appeased.

And the President didn't miss a beat.






Thanksgiving 2009 was a holiday everyone would remember!


by Mondo Frazier
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