Today at DBKP: February 13, 2011

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February 13, 2011
TODAY @ DBKP
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* Day by Day: Put it in Reverse

* Today in Weird History: February 13, 2011

* Hope N Change: Crowd Control

* Ron Paul Takes CPAC Straw Poll for Second Year

* Elizabeth Taylor: She’s in God’s Hands

* DC Lobbyist Car Fire Death Still A Mystery After Medical Examiner Report




* Madness in the UK: Villagers Incensed Over Police Order to Remove Metal Mesh From Shed Windows

* Tom Cruise, Scientology: The Bad PR of Slave Labor Investigations

* Obama Nation: Listen to Your Betters

* Dan’s Daily Cartoons: Hungry Creative Dog

* Diversity Lane: Smoke Gets in Your Brain

* Senator Medler: Twilite Zone

* Electric Drag Racing with John Wayland and White Zombie

* Guns and Weed Movie Trailer: Video

* Obama’s Egypt Policy and Mubarak: Gone in 60 Seconds


by Mondo Frazier
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Johnny Optimism: Blood Drive

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January 6, 2011
Blood Drive
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John Boehner Elected Speaker of the House: Suggestion Time

[Originally published at DBKP: John Boehner Takes Speaker’s Gavel: A Lot to Stake]

What Boehner could have accomplished with that big gavel and little imagination...



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Boehner should have finished her off.



We are so screwed...




MORE:
* Boehner Elected Speaker as 112th Congress Is Sworn In; Some Democrats Protest Pelosi
* Video: The Speaker speaks


A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.
--Marcus Tullius Cicero (42 B.C.)


by Jamie
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Hope N Change: Hammer Time

[Originally published at DBKP: Hope N Change: Hammer Time]



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January 6, 2010
Hammer Time
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Yesterday, Nancy Pelosi passed the gavel of Speaker of the House to Republican John Boehner, who deserves a medal for "courageous restraint" in not using the opportunity to whack Ms. Pelosi on the noggin like a carnival test-of-strength game ("The bell rings! Give that man a cigar!")

Ms. Pelosi, who claims to be a champion of the little people, had just returned from a Hawaiian vacation in which she stayed in a $10,000 per night suite... presumably because Motel 6 had no vacancies.

The House Democrats voted...

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Johnny Optimism: Squeaky

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January 4, 2011
Squeaky
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Hope N Change: Signs of the Times

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January 4, 2011
Signs of the Times
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As we enter 2011, it's a bit distressing that the news reads like a checklist for the Apocalypse. Thousands of birds have fallen out of the skies over Arkansas... a 20-mile stretch of river is covered with dead fish...poisonous serpents are filling the streets and homes of people in Australia owing to unprecedented flooding... and in New York, thousands of people have turned to salt.

Okay, actually they've turned to using salt to clear snow from sidewalks and streets, because the city's overpaid union members don't feel like cleaning it up. Still, it's scary...

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